Saving money 存钱

Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money.

Wife: And now?

Husband: Now I‘m thinking About  how much I could have saved if I hadn‘t married you.

 翻译

丈夫：在娶你进门之前，我从来没有想过要存钱。

妻子：那现在呢?

丈夫：现在我在想，要是没有娶你的话，我可以存多少钱。

This is a woman‘s world.When a man is born,people ask,”How is the mother?”

When he marries,they exclaim,”What a lovely bride!”

And when he dies,they inquire,”How much did he leabe her?”

  翻译

这个世界是女人的。当一个男人出生时，人们问：“母亲可好？”

当他结婚时，他们呼喊道“多漂亮的新娘啊！”

而当他们去世时，他们问：“他留下多少钱给她。”