Guest: “Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?”
Hotel Host: “I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.”
翻译；
客人：“为什么你的狗狗坐在那儿老是看着我吃东西呢？”
旅馆主人：“我不敢想象，除非是因为你拿了它经常用来吃东西的盘子了。”
Mr. Brown arrived for work an hour late. His clothes were torn and tattered. He was banged and bruised, and he had one arm in a sling. His boss was purple with rage.
“It‘s ten o‘clock,” screamed the boss, “you were supposed to be here at nine. What happened?”
“I‘m sorry,” explained Mr. Brown, “I fell out of ten-story window.”
“That took you a whole hour?”
翻译；
布朗先生上班整整迟到了一小时，他衣衫不整，浑身青紫，一只胳膊上还打着绷带。他的老板怒火冲天。
“现在已经十点了，”老板咆哮着，“你九点钟就应该来的。到底发生了什么事？”
“对不起，”布朗先生解释道，“我从10层楼的窗户里摔下去了。”
“难道那也要用整整一个小时吗？”
Three doctors arrived in heav en.Steter asked them why they should be let into heaven.
The first doctor said,″Because I won the Nobel Peace Prize for mywork.″St. Peter let himin.
The second doctor said,″Ihaven＇t won any prizes, but I＇ve started free clinics and helped those in need forfree.″St. Peter let himin.
The third doctor said,″I＇mre sponsible for all the hospitals across the United States.
″St. Peter thought about it for a minute and said,″OK,I＇ll let youin, but you will be responsible for your safety！″
翻译；
3位医生到了天堂。圣彼得问他们,为什么他们能进入天堂。
第一个医生回答因为我获得过诺贝尔和平奖。圣彼得让他进了天堂。
第二个医生回答我没得过什么奖,但我开设过免费门诊,免费治病。圣彼得让他进了天堂。
第三个医生回答我负责管理美国所有的医院。
圣彼得思考了一分钟,说好吧,我让你进去,但你要为自己的安全负责！
