1.He Won
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
Tommy: That‘s too bad. How did that happen?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
翻译：
他赢了
汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？
约翰尼：他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？
约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。
2.The Doctor Knows Better
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: “I think that he is very
ill.” “I am afraid that he is dead.”said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: “I‘m not dead. I‘m still alive.” “Be quiet, “said the
wife. “the doctor knows better than you!”
翻译：
医生懂得多
一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院.他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说:”我想他伤得很厉害.”医生说:”我怕他已经死了.”听到医生的话,这个男人转动着头说:”我没死,我还活着
.”妻子说:”安静,医生比你懂得多.”
3.Crazy driver
There‘s a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, “Herman, be careful! I just heard on the
radio that there was a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!”
Herman says,”I know, but there isn‘t just one, there are hundreds!”
翻译：
疯狂的司机
一位高龄老人开着车在高速公路上驾车时，接到了妻子打来的电话，妻子焦急地告诉他说，“赫尔曼，小心！我刚从之声上听到报道说，在280号公路上有一个疯子正在开车逆行！
”
赫尔曼说，“我知道，可是不是一个，而是成百上千个！”
4.How much is four minus four?
One day, the teacher inquired of Peter: “How much is four minus four?” Peter was tongue-tied.
The teacher got angry and said: “What a fool! You see, if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?”
“The hole,” replied Peter。
翻译：
4减4等于几？
一天，老师问彼得：“4减4等于几？”彼得张口结舌答不上来。
老师生气地说：“真笨！你想，我要是往你口袋里放四个硬币，而你的口袋上有个窟窿，硬币全漏掉了，那么，你衣袋里还剩下什么？”
“窟窿，”彼得答道。
