a lovely dream
One night just before Valentine‘s Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace.
When she woke up, she told her husband, “I just dreamt that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine‘s day. What do you think it could mean?”
“You‘ll find out on Valentine‘s Day.” he said with a knowing smile.
On Valentine‘s Day, the man gave his delighted wife a beautifully wrapped package.
Excitedly, she opened it, only to find a book entitled “The Meaning of Dreams”.
翻译:
美梦
情人节前一天，一个女人做了个项链的梦。
当她醒来，她和她丈夫说：“我刚梦到你情人节给了我一根珍珠项链。你说那是什么含义呢？”。
“到情人节那天你就会知道了。”他笑着说。
情人节那天，男人给了他老婆一个礼盒。
她很兴奋地打开，看到的却是一本书，书名是《梦的解析》。
A Vacation Cruise
One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him
unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment.
Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, “I wonder if they‘re serving any food on this cruise.”
“I don‘ t know, the second guy replied. “They didn‘t last year.”
翻译:
假日巡航游
一愚笨之人读到一则假日巡航游只须花100元的广告。在他签了字付了款后，旅游经纪人用棒猛击了他一下，把他打昏了过去，并把他从后门扔进了河里。不久又来了一个人，付了
钱并得到了相同的待遇。 十五分钟后，这两个人一起向河的下游漂去。第一个人说：“不知道他们这次巡航游是否提供食物。” “不知道，”第二个人说道，“去年是没有的。
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I don‘t think I know
Teacher: “John, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?”
John: “What do you think it is, sir?”
Teacher: “I don‘t think, I KNOW!”
John: “I don‘t think I know either, sir!”
翻译:
我想我不知道
老师：“John，动词ring的过去分词是什么？”。
约翰：“你想它是什么呢”？
老师：“我不用想，我知道！”。
约翰：“我想我不知道”。
Good news or Bad news?
An artist was part of an exhibition, and he asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings that were currently on display.
“I‘ve got good news and bad news,” the owner replied.
“Give me the good news first,” the artist demanded.
“The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he
bought all 15 of your paintings.”
“That‘s wonderful!” the artist exclaimed, “What could the bad news possibly be?”
With concern, the gallery owner replied, “The gentleman in question was your doctor.”
翻译:
好消息坏消息
以为艺术家在一个画廊办了个展览，他问店主是否有人对他参展的画感兴趣。
“我有一个好消息和一个坏消息。”店主回答。
“先告诉我好消息。”画家要求道。
“好消息是一位绅士询问了你的作品，还问它是否会在你死后增。我告诉他会的，然后他买下了你所有的15幅画作。”
“那太棒了！”画家惊叹。“那么什么会是坏消息呢？”
店主想了想之后说：“问那个问题的是你的医生”。
