Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill?
Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent.
Boyfriend: Am I so good?
Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off.
男友：我的吉它弹得怎么样？
女友：你应该上电视去弹。
男友：我弹得这么好？
女友：如果你是在电视里弹的话，我至少可以把关掉。
Teacher: How old is your dad?
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.
老师：你爸爸多大了？
学生：他和我一样大
老师：这怎么可能呢？
学生：因为在我出生后他才当的爸爸（英语笑话带翻译 www.lyy5.com）。
While taking photos of a bear eating fish in the forest, two journalists found the annoyed beast turned around to chase them.
In running, one journalist said to the other: “Can‘t run any more! What should we do?”
“No idea. But one of us will have his photo on the headline!”
两名记者在森林里拍熊吃鱼的照片，这时这头恼怒的畜生转过身来开始追他们。
奔跑中，一名记者对另一个记者说：“跑不动了，怎么办？”
“不知道，但是我们中有一个的照片将会上头条。”
Father: Jack, why do you drink so much water?
Jack: I have just had an apple, Dad.
Father: What‘s that got to do with it?
Jack: I forgot to wash the apple.
父亲：Jack，你为什么喝这么多水？
Jack：我刚刚吃了个苹果，爸爸。
父亲：这两码事有什么关系吗？
Jack：我忘了洗苹果。
