我们每天都在撒谎（双语）

★、The teachers of the primary school:Tell me the truth,I‘ll not tell your parents!
小学老师，你跟我说实话，我不告诉你家长！

★、The teachers of the junior school:The P.E teacher is occupied,so this class…
初中老师：这节课体育老师有事不上了…

★、The teacher of the senior school:I just have one miniute of your time…
高中老师：我就占你们一分钟…

★、The stars:We‘re just buddy friends…（英语笑话 www.lyy5.com）
明星：我们只是普通朋友……

★、The seismological bureau:As anlalyzed by experts,there will be no viloent earthquakes these years.
地震局说：专家分析,近几年没有大地震。
　
★、The street girl:I‘m newcome,i‘ve benn doing this just for several days.
小姐：我是新来的,刚做这行没几天.

★、The driver of the bus:There‘s another bus behind!
公车司机：后面还有一辆车！

★、The waiters of the restaurant:Your dishes you ordered will be ready soon…
饭店服务员：您要的菜马上就好…