A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day.
She thought about this for a while and then told her husband that women use twice as many words as men because they have to repeat everything they say.
He said, “What?”
为了向妻子证明女人比男人说话说得多，丈夫给妻子看来一份调查，调查显示男人平均一天说15000个字，而女人一天要说30000个
妻子想了想然后告诉丈夫，女人之所以比男人多说一倍是因为她们不得不重复说她们说过的话。
丈夫：“什么？”
Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick.
When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. “The more you buy, the cheaper they are.”
“Is that so?” said my father-in-law. “Then just keep loading them on my truck until they‘re free.”
决定要整修一下后院后，我的岳父大人来到砖厂准备买些砖。
当他问售货员砖的价格时，售货员说，“你买的越多就越便宜（英语笑话带翻译 www.lyy5.com）。”
岳父大人说：“真的吗？那么请往我的卡车里猛装吧，直到免费为止。”
In the battlefield,a wounded solider who‘s being opreated on suddenly woke up.He took a look at the doctor and asked with puzzle:”Why you are dealing my legs with knifes and snips?”
Doctor:” I‘m looking for the bullet.”
Wounded solider:”Why didn‘t you tell me earlier?There are a lot in my pocket.”
战场上，正在手术的伤兵突然醒了，看看医生，不解的问：“你为啥在我腿上动刀又动剪？”
医生：“找子弹。”
伤兵：“怎么不早说，我的口袋里多的是！”
