This is marriage all about 婚姻就是这么一回事

My wife-to-be and I were at the county clerk‘s office for our marriage license. After recording the vital information — names, dates of birth, etc. — the clerk handed me our license and deadpanned, “No refunds, no exchanges, no warranties.”

翻译：

　　我和未婚妻在县办公室领结婚证。 在记录完重要信息—-名字，出生日期，等后 —办事员递给我结婚证，脸无表情地说，“不退钱，不包换，不保修。”