★、男人和女人在车里吵架生气，如果是女人开车她会猛踩刹车，如果是男人开车他会猛踩油门。
A man and a woman is quarreling in the car,the brake will be stepped if it‘s the woman driving,otherwise ,the gas will be stepped.
★、男人最尴尬的事情是老婆喝多了缠着自己的朋友；女人最尴尬的事情是老公的朋友喝醉了缠着自己。
The most embarrassing thing for a man is that his wife haunts his friend when she‘s drunk;while for a woman,it‘s that his husband‘s drunk friend haunts herself.
★、男人赚钱后想和老婆离婚，男不赚不到钱老婆想和他离婚。
Man wana to divorce with his wife when he‘s loaded,oppositely the wife wana to divorce with him when he fails to earn money.
★、男人没赚到钱时女人着急，男人赚到钱时女人后悔。
The woman worries when the man doesn‘t earn much money,but when the man is loaded ,she will be repentant.
★、男人有外遇体现在工作越来越忙，女人有外遇体现在做的菜越来越咸。
The manifestation that a man has an affair is that he‘s more and more busy with his job,while for the woman,the dishes she did is increasingly salty.
★、男人把女朋友托付给自己的哥们照顾，最后女朋友成了哥们的老婆，哥们照当；女人把男朋友托付给姐妹照顾，结果姐妹成了男朋友的老婆，姐妹也当不成了。
A man consignes his girl firend to his nabs‘ care,finally,his girl friend became his nabs‘ girl friend,but they were still nabs;while for the women,they could never be sisters.
★、失败的男人喜欢和别人比老婆，成功的女人喜欢和别人比老公。
An unsuccessful man likes to show off his wife,while a successful woman likes to show off her husband.
★、男人违章停车被罚款会和警察吵一架，女人在一边劝；女人违章停车被罚款和身边的男人吵一架，警察在一边劝。
When a man is filed for unlawful parking,he fights with the police and the woman tries to calm them;while for a woman ,it‘s the man who she fights with,and the police tries to calm them.
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