英语笑话共287篇
Excellent Skills  绝妙的技巧-笑傲英语网

Excellent Skills 绝妙的技巧

Excellent Skills After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the hu...
10年前
770
whose plate it is  谁的盘子-笑傲英语网

whose plate it is 谁的盘子

Guest: 'Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?' Hotel Host: 'I can‘t imagine, unless it‘s because you have the plate he usually eats from.'   翻译;   客人:“...
10年前
840
Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账-笑傲英语网

Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账

1.Grandpa will pay the bill Walking up to a department store‘s fabric(织物,布) counter, the pretty girl said, 'I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does...
10年前
910
Nest and Hair 鸟窝与头发-笑傲英语网

Nest and Hair 鸟窝与头发

  1.Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. 'What kind of bird?...
9年前
1000
The Fish Net  鱼网-笑傲英语网

The Fish Net 鱼网

The Fish Net        'Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?'        'A lot of little holes tied together with strin...
9年前
880
我们每天都在撒谎(双语)-笑傲英语网

我们每天都在撒谎(双语)

★、The teachers of the primary school:Tell me the truth,I‘ll not tell your parents! 小学老师,你跟我说实话,我不告诉你家长! ★、The teachers of the junior school:The P.E teacher...
9年前
880
 四减四等于几 How much is four minus four-笑傲英语网

四减四等于几 How much is four minus four

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: 'How much is four minus four?' Peter was tongue-tired. 一天,老师问彼得:“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。 The teacher got angry and said:...
6年前
890
 这跟在我们的河里钓鱼会完全不同-笑傲英语网

这跟在我们的河里钓鱼会完全不同

Ted worked in a factory in a big town. He liked fishing very much, and was very good at it. Whenever he was free, he went down to the small river behind the factory and tried to ca...
6年前
800
 我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼-笑傲英语网

我看不见她,但我能看见小伙子的眼

Two old gentlemen lived in a quiet street in Paris. They were friends and neighbours, and they often went for walks together in the streets when the weather was fine. Last Saturday...
1年前
860
Sleeping Pills 安眠药-笑傲英语网

Sleeping Pills 安眠药

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was aw...
10年前
1390