During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, 'What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?' 一个参观者在参观一所精神病院的时候问院长...

1、The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final te...

One time Mark Twain went to lodge at a hotel at some place,he was told beforehand that the mosquito there were very fierce. When he was registering the room,a mosquito flied over...

1.Did your father help you with your homework   Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.   翻译： 你父亲有没有帮着你...

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table ...

  Failure in a Test 考试不及格 Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分？ Kid: Because of absence. 孩子:因为缺考。...

1.A smart horse   There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing（耕地） , and his horse immediately galloped（疾驰，飞奔） five miles to the nearest town...

  Three Drunkards 三个醉汉 Two drunkards are walking along. 两个醉汉正在走着。 One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.” 其中...

1.a bad boy It‘s His FaultBilly and Bobby were small boys．They were brothers，and they often had fights with each other． Last Saturday their mother said to them，“I‘m going t...

  1.Fat Man and Thin Man    A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. 'From your looks,' said the fat man, 'there might have been a famine.' 'Yes,' was ...