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I wasn‘t asleep 我没有睡着
1.I wasn‘t asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his...
A Girls Wish 小女孩的愿望
On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers...
插在何处
Where It Should Be Plugged 插在何处 A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. 一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教...
Give up your seat to a lady 给女士让座
1.Give up your seat to a lady Little Johnny says 'Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 'You‘ve done the righ...
a lovely dream 美梦
a lovely dream One night just before Valentine‘s Day a woman had a lovely dream about a beautiful necklace. When she woke up, she told her husband, 'I just dreamt that you ...
borrow an ox 借公牛
1.borrow an ox Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn‘t know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note an...
搞笑英语情诗:爱你只因喝高
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 我的心肝,我的挚爱,我美丽的贤妻, Marrying you has screwed up my life. 我这辈子就毁在你手里。 I see your face when I am dreaming. 你的容...
WHAT‘S THE TIME 现在几点了?
1.WHAT‘S THE TIME The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn‘t figure out what time it was, the first boy said to the second, 'Start singing very loud.' 'How wi...
昨天你那张报纸里有非常好的东西
Fred Williams worked in a factory with a lot of other men. They talked and laughed a lot, and at lunch time they sat together and read newspapers and laughed about the pictures in ...
A Boy with a Big Head大头娃娃
1.A Boy with a Big Head A boy cried to his mother, 'All the children make fun of me. They say I have a big head.' 'Don‘t listen to them,' his mother said, 'You have a be...