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I now pronounce you man and wife 我现在宣布你们成为夫妇-笑傲英语网

I now pronounce you man and wife 我现在宣布你们成为夫妇

  1.An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, 'Maybe, but you will have to tell me the...
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To kill your husband 去杀死你的丈夫-笑傲英语网

To kill your husband 去杀死你的丈夫

1、The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final te...
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6个英语小笑话,轻松学习-笑傲英语网

6个英语小笑话,轻松学习

孩子的观点 A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: 'On Their W...
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My Sisters Fingers-笑傲英语网

My Sisters Fingers

My Sister‘s Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don‘t see any bandages. Ke...
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愚人节经典英语笑话-笑傲英语网

愚人节经典英语笑话

★、Why are people tired on April Fool‘s Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)  ★、What ...
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Why are hens legs so short?为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢?-笑傲英语网

Why are hens legs so short?为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢?

Son: Why are hen‘s legs so short? Dad: You‘re a fool. If the hen‘s legs were too long, wouldn‘t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying? 儿子:为什么母鸡的腿这么短呢? ...
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Whats your secret for a long happy life您快乐长寿的秘诀是什-笑傲英语网

Whats your secret for a long happy life您快乐长寿的秘诀是什

   A woman said to an old man. 'I couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look. What‘s your secret for a long happy life?' 'I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a ca...
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mental deficiency 智力缺陷-笑傲英语网

mental deficiency 智力缺陷

mental deficiency   'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' Bob asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' 'Nothing is easier,' he rep...
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captain speaking 机长的声音-笑傲英语网

captain speaking 机长的声音

  captain speaking This is your captain speaking. On behalf of my crew... I‘d like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently...
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Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays-笑傲英语网

Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays

  1.Teacher: This is the fifth time this week that I have had punished you. What do you want to say? Student: Thank god Saturday and Sunday are holidays, Sir! 老师:这已经是...
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