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我们每天都在撒谎（双语）
★、The teachers of the primary school:Tell me the truth,I‘ll not tell your parents! 小学老师，你跟我说实话，我不告诉你家长！ ★、The teachers of the junior school:The P.E teacher...
I wish Id lived in the old times 我要是生活在古代就好了
１. 'I wish I‘d lived in the old times.' ” 'Why?' 'Because there wouldn‘t be so much history to learn.' 翻译： “我要是生活在古代就好了。 “为什么？” “因为那就不会有这...
women talk more than men女人比男人话多
A husband, proving to his wife that women talk more than men, showed her a study which indicated that men use on average only 15000 words a day, whereas women use 30000 words a day...
Why are the hens legs so short 为什么母鸡的腿那么短
１. Son:'Why are the hen‘s legs so short?' Dad:'You are a fool. If the hen‘s legs were too long, wouldn‘t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?' 翻译： 儿子：“...
搞笑英语情诗：爱你只因喝高
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: 我的心肝，我的挚爱，我美丽的贤妻， Marrying you has screwed up my life. 我这辈子就毁在你手里。 I see your face when I am dreaming. 你的容...
do people change from monkeys人是从猴子变过来的吗
１. “Mama, do people change from monkeys?' 'Yeah.' 'Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer.' 翻译： “妈妈，人是从猴子变过来的吗？” “是的。” “噢，难...
美国晚间脱口秀笑话精选
'We‘re getting close to President Obama‘s first 100 days in office, and he has had to deal with a lot of trouble, including a global financial crisis, pirates, and swine flu. Plu...
Are flies good to eat 苍蝇好吃吗
1. Tommy:'Are flies good to eat?' Dad:'I don‘t think so. Why do you ask?' Tommy:'There was one in your pie.' 汤米：“苍蝇好吃吗？” 爸爸：“我想不好吃。你为什么这样问？” 汤米：“...
Beware of dog 小心有狗
Beware of dog As a stranger entered a little country store, he noticed a sign warning, 'Danger! Beware of dog!' posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound ...
Im writing a letter to myself 我在给自己写信
1. Milly:'What are you doing?' Molly:'I‘m writing a letter to myself.' Milly:'What does it say?' Molly:'How do I know? I won‘t get it till tomorrow.' 翻译: 米丽：“你在做什么？”...
