1.The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院）one inmate shouted, 'I am Napoleon!”Another one said, 'How do you know?' The first inmate said, 'God told me!' ...

Boyfriend: How is my guitar skill? Girlfriend: You should be on TV for your talent. Boyfriend: Am I so good? Girlfriend: If you were on TV, I can at least switch it off. 男友：我...

Jack worked in an office in a small town. One day his boss said to him, “Jack, I want you to go to Manchester, to an office there, to see Mr Brown. Here’s the address.” 杰克在一...

1.Who is Stupid A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks you‘re stupid, stand up!' Little Johnny then sto...

A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: 'On Their Way To School...

John lived with his mother in a rather big house, and when she died, the house became too big for him so he bought a smaller one in the next street. There was a very nice old clock...

The zoo built a special eight-foot-high enclosure for its newly acquired kangaroo, but the next morning the animal was found hopping around outside. The height of the fence was inc...

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. 婚后已久，我丈夫往往在一个特别事情上需要委婉的提醒。 On the morning of our 35th...

A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 翻译 甲：你认为钱和朋友哪一个更重要？ 乙：当然是朋...

 How to Become Rich Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don‘t give me a nickel I‘ll tell my father. Sister‘s boyfriend: No, don‘t do that. Here‘s ...