1.The smart Old Lady An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:‘ How much this stuff?‘ ‘Seven dollars, Madam, it ...

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。 Dur...

Bring me the winner 给我那个打赢的吧 - Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. - 服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。 - I‘m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. - 对不起，先生，这只...

  1.You Are Too Late   On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket‘s hand thrust into his pocket. 'sorry,' he said to the pickpocket, 'you are too late. My wife did it be...

 1.Who Is the Laziest   Father: Well, Tom, I asked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class? Tom: I don‘t kn...

My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phon...

Peter was a clever boy. On his first day at school, he learned three words: I, You and She. The teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. The teacher said, I, I am...

Len was thirty years old, and he had very long hair. He lived in a big city, but one year he did not find any work there, so he went to a small town and began looking for work ther...

  1.After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, 'Honey, go see...

Teacher had set his class an essay 'A Game of Cricket'. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: 'Rain stopped play'.. 翻译 老...