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A Game of Cricket 一场板球赛-笑傲英语网

A Game of Cricket 一场板球赛

Teacher had set his class an essay 'A Game of Cricket'. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: 'Rain stopped play'.. 翻译 老...
10年前
920
Did You Know Him 你认识他吗-笑傲英语网

Did You Know Him 你认识他吗

1.Did You Know Him   At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his highschool alma mater(母校,校歌) . One of the guests asked him if he had been a studen...
10年前
910
Warning 提醒-笑傲英语网

Warning 提醒

Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to 'warn' hi...
10年前
910
I wish Id lived in the old times 我要是生活在古代就好了-笑傲英语网

I wish Id lived in the old times 我要是生活在古代就好了

  1. 'I wish I‘d lived in the old times.' ” 'Why?' 'Because there wouldn‘t be so much history to learn.' 翻译: “我要是生活在古代就好了。 “为什么?” “因为那就不会有这...
9年前
910
Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账-笑傲英语网

Grandpa will pay the bill 爷爷给我付账

1.Grandpa will pay the bill Walking up to a department store‘s fabric(织物,布) counter, the pretty girl said, 'I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does...
10年前
910
有创意 Thats Creative-笑傲英语网

有创意 Thats Creative

 That‘s Creative     Being the office supervisor, I had to have a word with a new employee who never arrived at work on time. I explained that her tardiness was una...
9年前
910
Englishman 一个英国人-笑傲英语网

Englishman 一个英国人

Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Engli...
10年前
910
Nearing the end 临死之时-笑傲英语网

Nearing the end 临死之时

1.Nearing the end, Stanislaw is surrounded by loved ones. As the final moment approaches, he gathers all his strength and whispers, 'I must tell you my greatest secret.' His family...
9年前
900
 家规 A Family Rule-笑傲英语网

家规 A Family Rule

Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, 'There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?' 琼斯夫...
6年前
900
 老虎来了-笑傲英语网

老虎来了

Two guys were walking through the jungle. 两个男人正在穿过丛林。 All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them. 突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。 O...
1年前
900