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都不是 Neither
It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area. 正值当地竞选时期,候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。 At one house a small boy answered the d...
All Right 没关系
1.All Right Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illeg...
不过它当时是干净的呀
Mr White has a small shop in the middle of our town, and he sells pictures in it. They are not expensive ones, but some of them are quite pretty. Last Saturday a woman came into th...
琼斯上尉看见一位新女兵 Captain Jone
There were men soldiers and women soldiersin an army camp, and every Sunday morning they all went to church, but a lot of the soldiers did not like it much. There was a choir of me...
my wife told me to stand here 我太太让我站这里的
my wife told me to stand here Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says 'I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their...
Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?
1.Who do you think you are? The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. “It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you...
a girl just your mother和母亲一样的女孩
1.a girl just your mother No matter which girl he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice. “Find a girl just...
Automobile Fittings 汽车配件
1.Automobile Fittings A lorry driver makes inquiry of a mountaineer, 'Excuse me, where can I buy the auto accessories(附件) in the neighborhood?' Mountaineer says, ...
Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里
Back Up Two Miles A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...
美国晚间脱口秀笑话精选
'We‘re getting close to President Obama‘s first 100 days in office, and he has had to deal with a lot of trouble, including a global financial crisis, pirates, and swine flu. Plu...