1.Give up your seat to a lady   Little Johnny says 'Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.' 'You‘ve done the righ...

1. It‘s so easy Pulling alongside our drive-up bank window, a woman was not happy with her position. So she backed up and pulled closer. Still not satisfied, she backed away and...

1.New teacher George comes from school on the first of September.'George, how did you like your new teacher?' asked his mother.'I didn‘t like her, Mother, because she said that t...

  1.Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. 'What kind of bird?...

  1.How do I get the gum out?    Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keep their ears from popping. When the plane landed, ...

  1.The doctor lives downstairs 'Doctor,' she said loudly, bouncing into the room, 'I want you to say frankly what‘s wrong with me.' He surveyed her from head to foot. 'Mada...

Napoleon was ill Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he ...

 1.Goodbye, Money On a trip to Disney World in Florida, my husband and I and our two children devoted ourselves wholeheartedly to the wonders of this attraction. After three ...

  1.Drive on   Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town． Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a li...

 cold and  chaude   A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. 'This is an outrage,' he complained. 'The faucet marked C gave me boi...