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英语习语 | 10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语-笑傲英语网

英语习语 | 10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语

学习英语找到技巧能够体会到其中的乐趣,就不会觉得无聊。就像下面所列的这个10个笑死人不偿命的英语习语,就可以让你在炎炎夏日既感受到开怀一笑,又学习到了英语知识。 1. The lights are on ...
1年前
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Bat Problem 蝙蝠的问题-笑傲英语网

Bat Problem 蝙蝠的问题

1.Bat Problem Three pastors in the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, 'You know, since summer started I’ve been having trouble with bats in my loft and attic at church...
10年前
890
 我的手表停了 My watch has stopped-笑傲英语网

我的手表停了 My watch has stopped

When Jimmy was a boy, he always liked watches and clocks very much. When he was eighteen years old, he went into the army, and after a year, he began to teach himself to mend watch...
6年前
890
 老师为什么把你送到校长那儿去呢?-笑傲英语网

老师为什么把你送到校长那儿去呢?

Peter was eight and a half years old, and he went to a school near his house. He always went there and came home on foot, and he usually got back on time, but last Friday he came h...
1年前
890
 城市地图 Map of the city-笑傲英语网

城市地图 Map of the city

Nat lived in a small town in England. He always stayed in England for his holidays, but then last year he thought, “I’ve never been outside this country. All my friends go to Spa...
6年前
890
MOSES adn JESUS 摩西和耶稣-笑傲英语网

MOSES adn JESUS 摩西和耶稣

  1.MOSES adn JESUS   A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice 'JESUS is watching you'. He looks around with...
9年前
890
 四减四等于几 How much is four minus four-笑傲英语网

四减四等于几 How much is four minus four

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: 'How much is four minus four?' Peter was tongue-tired. 一天,老师问彼得:“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。 The teacher got angry and said:...
6年前
890
Knife and Drum 刀和鼓-笑傲英语网

Knife and Drum 刀和鼓

1.Knife and Drum 刀和鼓  Ma: Pa, I don‘t think the neighbors like the new drum we got Johnny for Christmas. Pa: Why not? Ma: They gave him a knife and asked him if he knew w...
10年前
890
Whose dog is the most intelligent 谁的狗最聪明-笑傲英语网

Whose dog is the most intelligent 谁的狗最聪明

Whose dog is the most intelligent Four friends were arguing over whose dog was the smartest. The first man, an engineer, called to his dog, 'T Square, show your stuff. ' The dog ...
9年前
890
 我准备坐在这儿等警察来 I’m going-笑傲英语网

我准备坐在这儿等警察来 I’m going

Harry did not stop his car at some traffic-lights when they were red, and he hit another car. Harry jumped out and went to it. There was an old man in the car. He was very frighten...
6年前
890