1.You Are Too Late   On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket‘s hand thrust into his pocket. 'sorry,' he said to the pickpocket, 'you are too late. My wife did it be...

  1.The Doctor  and the servant   A wealthy old lady who lived near Dr．Swift used to send him presents occasionally by her servant．Dr．Swift took her presents but ...

 1.The Target My cooking has always been the target of family jokes. One evening, as I prepared dinner a bit too quickly, the kitchen filled with smoke and the smoke detecto...

  １. “Mama, do people change from monkeys?' 'Yeah.' 'Oh, no wonder monkeys are getting fewer and fewer.'   翻译： “妈妈，人是从猴子变过来的吗？” “是的。” “噢，难...

  Where It Should Be Plugged 插在何处 A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. 一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教...

Mr White has a small shop in the middle of our town, and he sells pictures in it. They are not expensive ones, but some of them are quite pretty. Last Saturday a woman came into th...

There were men soldiers and women soldiersin an army camp, and every Sunday morning they all went to church, but a lot of the soldiers did not like it much. There was a choir of me...

Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed.' Where you until this hour of the morning?' She screamed. Ignoring what she asked, Charles aske...

A father said to his sons: 'Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie.Who is going to eat it?'   The oldest son replied: 'Father, I‘ll eat it all!'   The father t...

1.A Present Kate: Mom, do you know what I‘m going to give you for your birthday? Mom: No, Honey, what? Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I‘ve got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven...