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borrow an ox  借公牛-笑傲英语网

borrow an ox 借公牛

  1.borrow an ox Once upon a time, there lived a rich man, but he didn‘t know any words. One day, one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him, so he wrote a note an...
9年前
980
Hasty Interruption 草率的中断-笑傲英语网

Hasty Interruption 草率的中断

Hasty Interruption   The fine-furniture store where I work has been in business since the 1920s.Recently I received a call from a woman who wanted to replace some chairs from ...
9年前
850
night will come inside 黑夜会进来-笑傲英语网

night will come inside 黑夜会进来

1. Jimmy is three years old. One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, 'Mum, mum, come close the window!' 'Why? It‘s not cold, sonny.' '...
9年前
830
 两片面包不够 two slices of bread aren’-笑傲英语网

两片面包不够 two slices of bread aren’

Dave worked in a factory, and he always made sandwiches in the morning, took them to work and ate them at midday. 戴夫在一家工厂工作,他总是在早上做些三明治,带着去上班,中午吃。 T...
6年前
1020
 她不喜欢每天都做三顿饭 she did not-笑傲英语网

 她不喜欢每天都做三顿饭 she did not

Mr Reece was a farmer. He and his wife grew a lot of things and they had a few cows. They worked very hard. One day, Mr Greece said to his wife, “Let’s go to Portsmouth next Sund...
6年前
820
 你女朋友的地址是什么呢 What’s you-笑傲英语网

你女朋友的地址是什么呢 What’s you

Two soldiers were in camp. The first one’s name was George, and the second one’s name was Bill. George said, “Have you got a piece of paper and an envelope, Bill?” 两个士兵在营...
6年前
930
Senior Class 年长者阶层-笑傲英语网

Senior Class 年长者阶层

Senior Class During the doctor‘s periodic visit to my elderly mother, I told him that Mother would be celebrating her 98th birthday in few days. Delighted by the news, he bent d...
10年前
930
Who helps who 谁帮谁-笑傲英语网

Who helps who 谁帮谁

Jimmy: Hey, Amy, aren‘t you coming out to play? Amy: No, I have to stay in and help my father with my homework.   翻译:   基米:嘿,艾米,你不出来玩吗? 艾米:不了,...
10年前
970
Prepare Yourself 自己做好准备-笑傲英语网

Prepare Yourself 自己做好准备

1.Prepare Yourself A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: 'Mom - flunked(不及格,失败) all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepar...
10年前
1210
cold and  chaude 冷与热-笑傲英语网

cold and chaude 冷与热

 cold and  chaude   A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded. 'This is an outrage,' he complained. 'The faucet marked C gave me boi...
9年前
1040