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Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈-笑傲英语网

Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈

1.Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up ...
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The Looney Bin  疯人院-笑傲英语网

The Looney Bin 疯人院

1.The Looney Bin Late one night at the insane asylum (疯人院)one inmate shouted, 'I am Napoleon!”Another one said, 'How do you know?' The first inmate said, 'God told me!' ...
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The lowest grade  最低分-笑傲英语网

The lowest grade 最低分

1.The lowest grade  'Professor, I did the best I could on this test. I really don‘t think I deserve a zero.'   'Neither do I. But that‘s the lowest grade I‘m allowed ...
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Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?-笑傲英语网

Who do you think you are? 你以为你是谁?

1.Who do you think you are? The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn’t let him aboard. “It is too crowded, “they shouted.” who do you...
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Can his football come out to play ?他的足球可以出来玩吗?-笑傲英语网

Can his football come out to play ?他的足球可以出来玩吗?

1.Can his football come out to play George knocked on the door of his friend‘s house. When his friend‘s mother answered he asked, 'Can Albert come out to play? ' 'No,' said the ...
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Make your fortune 计划你的将来-笑傲英语网

Make your fortune 计划你的将来

  1.Make your fortune 'How did you make your fortune?' 'I became the partner of a rich man.He had the money and I had the experience.' 'How did that help?' 'Now he has the ex...
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How to Become Rich 如何致富-笑傲英语网

How to Become Rich 如何致富

 How to Become Rich Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don‘t give me a nickel I‘ll tell my father. Sister‘s boyfriend: No, don‘t do that. Here‘s ...
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Compliment 恭维话-笑傲英语网

Compliment 恭维话

1.Compliment 'Larry! Come here!' said his furious mother, putting the telephone down, ' I’ve just had a call from Mrs. Harrison about your behavior to her Doris at the school ...
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970
Half or Five Tenths? 半个还是十分之五-笑傲英语网

Half or Five Tenths? 半个还是十分之五

1.Half or Five Tenths? Teacher: Would you rather have one half of an orange or five tenths? Gerald: I‘d much rather have the half. Teacher: Think carefully, and tell me why. Geral...
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Isn’t it wonderful? 这难道不好吗?-笑傲英语网

Isn’t it wonderful? 这难道不好吗?

1. Isn’t it wonderful? 'What are you so happy about?'a woman asked the 98-year-old man. 'I broke a mirror,' he replied. 'But that means seven years of bad luck.' 'I k...
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