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Jesus‘s Telly 耶稣的电视机
Jesus‘s Telly A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The mana...
mental deficiency 智力缺陷
mental deficiency 'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' Bob asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' 'Nothing is easier,' he rep...
我准备坐在这儿等警察来 I’m going
Harry did not stop his car at some traffic-lights when they were red, and he hit another car. Harry jumped out and went to it. There was an old man in the car. He was very frighten...
请问是什么名字 What name, please
When Pat was twenty-one years old, he began to work in a small office in a city. At first he never travelled anywhere, but then he became a little more important, and he began to g...
你为什么不跟其他每个人一样买块手
John lived with his mother in a rather big house, and when she died, the house became too big for him so he bought a smaller one in the next street. There was a very nice old clock...
Englishman 一个英国人
Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Engli...
I can not see it at all 我根本就看不见
After supper, the parents were busy playing Mar-Jang with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, 'Honey, go see if the ...
Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈
1.Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up ...
Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里
Back Up Two Miles A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...
I am a Busy Man 我是个忙人
1.I am a Busy Man I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:' There are birds‘ eggs on that tree. Won‘t you get them fo...