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Jesus‘s Telly 耶稣的电视机-笑傲英语网

Jesus‘s Telly 耶稣的电视机

Jesus‘s Telly A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. Eventually the artistic masterpiece was displayed for parental approval. The mana...
9年前
860
mental deficiency 智力缺陷-笑傲英语网

mental deficiency 智力缺陷

mental deficiency   'Would you mind telling me, Doctor,' Bob asked, 'how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?' 'Nothing is easier,' he rep...
9年前
750
 我准备坐在这儿等警察来 I’m going-笑傲英语网

我准备坐在这儿等警察来 I’m going

Harry did not stop his car at some traffic-lights when they were red, and he hit another car. Harry jumped out and went to it. There was an old man in the car. He was very frighten...
6年前
890
 请问是什么名字 What name, please-笑傲英语网

 请问是什么名字 What name, please

When Pat was twenty-one years old, he began to work in a small office in a city. At first he never travelled anywhere, but then he became a little more important, and he began to g...
6年前
820
 你为什么不跟其他每个人一样买块手-笑傲英语网

你为什么不跟其他每个人一样买块手

John lived with his mother in a rather big house, and when she died, the house became too big for him so he bought a smaller one in the next street. There was a very nice old clock...
6年前
940
Englishman 一个英国人-笑傲英语网

Englishman 一个英国人

Once, late at night, an Englishman came out of his room into the corridor of a hotel and asked the servant to bring him a glass of water. The servant did as he was asked. The Engli...
10年前
910
I can not see it at all 我根本就看不见-笑傲英语网

I can not see it at all 我根本就看不见

After supper, the parents were busy playing Mar-Jang with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, 'Honey, go see if the ...
10年前
1030
Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈-笑傲英语网

Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈

1.Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up ...
10年前
1250
Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里-笑傲英语网

Back Up Two Miles 退后两英里

Back Up Two Miles   A farmer and his son, traveling by horse and buggy up a narrow lane, met a motorist going the other way. There was no room to pass for two miles in either...
9年前
900
I am a Busy Man 我是个忙人-笑傲英语网

I am a Busy Man 我是个忙人

1.I am a Busy Man   I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:' There are birds‘ eggs on that tree. Won‘t you get them fo...
9年前
1020