英语笑话共287篇 第24页
it would hurt you  它会伤害到你-笑傲英语网

it would hurt you 它会伤害到你

'Why is it that three of our four children have black hair but little Jim is a blond? Whose child is Jim?' 'I can‘t tell you the truth,' said his wife after a long pause. 'it wou...
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I can not see it at all 我根本就看不见-笑傲英语网

I can not see it at all 我根本就看不见

After supper, the parents were busy playing Mar-Jang with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, 'Honey, go see if the ...
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You didn‘t got Newton 你没有抓到牛顿-笑傲英语网

You didn‘t got Newton 你没有抓到牛顿

A bunch of great, DEAD scientists were playing hide-and-seek in heaven. When it‘s Einstein‘s turn to be the seeker, he counted untill 100 and opened his eyes. All the others were...
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That‘s in the phone book too 也在电话本上呢-笑傲英语网

That‘s in the phone book too 也在电话本上呢

Boy: 'I‘d like to call you. What‘s your number?' girl: 'It‘s in the phone book.' Boy: 'But I don‘t know your name.' girl: 'That‘s in the phone book too.' 翻译: 男:我想给你...
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笑死人的中文谐音英语单词-笑傲英语网

笑死人的中文谐音英语单词

爆笑1):法官会“榨汁” judge,n,法官,音“榨汁”,又音“喳吱”。社会上有种说法“吃了原告,吃被告。”有些法官会“榨汗”,榨原告被告的油汁。法官喳喳吱吱时候,是在纠问式审判,现在...
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To be on the Safe Side   保证没走错-笑傲英语网

To be on the Safe Side 保证没走错

1.To be on the Safe Side In a cinema during a performance one of the audience gets up, makes his way along the row of seats and goes out into the foyer(门厅,大厅) . A few minut...
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搞笑英语句子,看高手的残暴翻译-笑傲英语网

搞笑英语句子,看高手的残暴翻译

★If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 上帝瞅着咱们呢,大伙好歹喜感点吧! ★Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
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A Girl‘s Name 女孩的名字-笑傲英语网

A Girl‘s Name 女孩的名字

  1.A Girl‘s Name When our daughter was born, we named her Myles, after my beloved late(已故的) father, despite family warning that the name was too masculine(男性的) . ...
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搞笑英语句子  it takes a whole box to start a campfire-笑傲英语网

搞笑英语句子 it takes a whole box to start a campfire

★ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火,而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火...
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I wasn‘t asleep 我没有睡着-笑傲英语网

I wasn‘t asleep 我没有睡着

  1.I wasn‘t asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his...
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