Teacher had set his class an essay 'A Game of Cricket'. After two minutes Simon Stee handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: 'Rain stopped play'.. 翻译 老...

1. Much Worse Policeman: Why didn‘t you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch? Man: If I had opened my mouth, they‘d have found my four gold teeth. That would be...

At the begining of life. Sex is good. Basically,all the sex are same. But it depends on how the way you do it. If you do not practise all the time. Sex will leave you.. The way of ...

 Ashamed Soldier     Peter joined the army when he was eighteen, and for several months he was taught how to be a good soldier. He did quite well in everything ...

A husband and wife,both 91,stood before a judge,asking for a divorce.'I don‘t understand,'He said,'Why do you want a divorce at this time of life?' the husband explained 'Well , ...

1.Good News and Bad News   The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: 'My men, I have some good news and some...

Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven‘t even touched your tooth yet. Patient: I know. But you are standing on my foot!   翻译： 牙医：请不要再叫了，我都还没有碰到你的牙齿啊...

1.A smart horse   There was a farmer who fell and broke his hip while he was plowing（耕地） , and his horse immediately galloped（疾驰，飞奔） five miles to the nearest town...

Husband: Before I married you, I never thought of saving money. Wife: And now? Husband: Now I‘m thinking About  how much I could have saved if I hadn‘t married you.  ...

1.Do You Know My Work  One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. Be...