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轻松一下,英语幽默小笑话
他咬了你? 小明和新来的邻居汤姆参加学校组织的比赛,汤姆赢了。小明回家和妈妈说:“He beat me in the game.”(他在比赛中赢了我。)可是,小明的发音不准,说成了“He bit me in the gam...
我从来不向绅士要钱
Mr Robinson never went to a dentist, because he was afraid, but then his teeth began hurting a lot and he went to a dentist. The dentist did a lot of work in his mouth for a long t...
搞笑英语句子 it takes a whole box to start a campfire
★ How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火,而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火...
她不喜欢每天都做三顿饭 she did not
Mr Reece was a farmer. He and his wife grew a lot of things and they had a few cows. They worked very hard. One day, Mr Greece said to his wife, “Let’s go to Portsmouth next Sund...
请问是什么名字 What name, please
When Pat was twenty-one years old, he began to work in a small office in a city. At first he never travelled anywhere, but then he became a little more important, and he began to g...
谁是世界上第一个男人 Who Was the Fir
a teacher said to her class:”who was the first man?” 一个老师问她的学生:“谁是世界上第一个男人” “george washington,” a little boy shouted promptly. 一个小男孩立刻大声说:“...
多少钱 How much is it
It was winter, and Mrs Hermann wanted to do a lot of shopping, so she waited until it was Saturday, when her husband was free, and she took him to the shops with her to pay for eve...
My Sisters Fingers
My Sister‘s Fingers Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time? Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home. Teacher: I don‘t see any bandages. Ke...
A Problem in Arithmetic 一个数学问题
1.A Problem in Arithmetic Bill is a good student and an intelligent boy. He likes to study arithmetic, and he can do all of the arithmetic problems in his book easily...
you might have caused it 饥荒可能是你造成的
A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. 'From your looks,' said the fat man, 'there might have been a famine.' 'Yes,' was the reply, 'and from your looks, you ...