One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. 位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师...

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he sa...

  1.Money and friends   A: Which do you find more important, money or friends? B: Friends, of course. A: Why? B: I can always borrow money from friends. 翻译：  钱...

  1.Fat Man and Thin Man    A very thin man met a very fat man in the hotel lobby. 'From your looks,' said the fat man, 'there might have been a famine.' 'Yes,' was ...

  1.All Right Hurrying my 11-year old daughter to school, I made a right turn at a red light when it was prohibited. Uh-oh, I said, realizing my mistake. I just make an illeg...

      1.I‘m the groom   A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. 'But officer,' the man said, 'I can explain.''Just be quiet,' snapped the ...

孩子的观点 A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: 'On Their W...

A couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day. 一对结婚25周年的夫妻在庆祝他们六十岁的生日。他们恰好在同一天出生。 Dur...

Fred works in a factory. He does not have a wife, and he gets quite a lot of money every week. He loves cars, and has a new one every year. He likes driving very fast, and he alway...

Bring me the winner 给我那个打赢的吧 - Waiter, this lobster has only one claw. - 服务员，这个龙虾只有一只爪。 - I‘m sorry, sir. It must have been in a fight. - 对不起，先生，这只...