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 我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去-笑傲英语网

我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去

Hans said to his friend Kurt, “I’m going to take my car and drive to London.” 汉斯对他的朋友库尔特说:“我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去。” Kurt said, “Driving to London is ve...
6年前
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英文翻译三字经 中国文化就这样给糟蹋了-笑傲英语网

英文翻译三字经 中国文化就这样给糟蹋了

At the begining of life. Sex is good. Basically,all the sex are same. But it depends on how the way you do it. If you do not practise all the time. Sex will leave you.. The way of ...
10年前
800
 我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走-笑傲英语网

我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走

Whitebridge was a small village, and old people often came and lived there. Some of them had a lot of old furniture, and they often did not want some of it, because they were in a ...
6年前
800
Drive on 接着走吧-笑傲英语网

Drive on 接着走吧

  1.Drive on   Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town. Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a li...
9年前
800
 你为什么不去找个鞋匠呢?-笑傲英语网

你为什么不去找个鞋匠呢?

One of Harry’s feet was bigger than the other. “I can never find boots and shoes for my feet,” he said to his friend Dick. 哈里的一只脚比另一只大。“我永远也找不到适合我脚的靴子...
6年前
800
 这跟在我们的河里钓鱼会完全不同-笑傲英语网

这跟在我们的河里钓鱼会完全不同

Ted worked in a factory in a big town. He liked fishing very much, and was very good at it. Whenever he was free, he went down to the small river behind the factory and tried to ca...
6年前
800
It was Columbus‘ telephone number!-笑傲英语网

It was Columbus‘ telephone number!

  Little Mary: I find in my history book there is always such number (1451-1560) after the name Christopher Columbus. Would you please explain why, sir? Little Rose: I can t...
10年前
800
They‘re Busy 他们很忙-笑傲英语网

They‘re Busy 他们很忙

One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered. 'May I speak to your parents? ' 'They‘re busy. ' 'Oh. Is anybody else there? ' 'The police. ' 'Can I speak to them?' 'They‘re ...
10年前
800
 牧师非常生气,因为总有一个人在他-笑傲英语网

牧师非常生气,因为总有一个人在他

The preacher was mad because one person in his congregation always fell asleep during the sermon. 牧师非常生气,因为总有一个人在他布道时打瞌睡。 As the man was snoring in the front...
6年前
790
 你怎么坐进那辆小汽车呢?-笑傲英语网

你怎么坐进那辆小汽车呢?

Fred works in a factory. He does not have a wife, and he gets quite a lot of money every week. He loves cars, and has a new one every year. He likes driving very fast, and he alway...
6年前
790