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Can his football come out to play ?他的足球可以出来玩吗?-笑傲英语网

Can his football come out to play ?他的足球可以出来玩吗?

1.Can his football come out to play George knocked on the door of his friend‘s house. When his friend‘s mother answered he asked, 'Can Albert come out to play? ' 'No,' said the ...
10年前
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Ask your own 问问你自己的吧-笑傲英语网

Ask your own 问问你自己的吧

1.Ask your own Ask Your OwnIt was a cold,raw day at Washington.Champ Clark was discussing the gamins of the cities with an English visitor.The latter expatiated on the wit of ...
9年前
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roast pig  烤乳猪-笑傲英语网

roast pig 烤乳猪

1.roast pig A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat:'Not bad, I am next to the pig.' But then h...
9年前
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愚人节经典英语笑话-笑傲英语网

愚人节经典英语笑话

★、Why are people tired on April Fool‘s Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 答:Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)  ★、What ...
9年前
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 家规 A Family Rule-笑傲英语网

家规 A Family Rule

Mr. and Mrs. Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last saturday, Mrs. Jones said to her husband, 'There is a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?' 琼斯夫...
6年前
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 我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走-笑傲英语网

我在这儿很孤独,请把我带走

Whitebridge was a small village, and old people often came and lived there. Some of them had a lot of old furniture, and they often did not want some of it, because they were in a ...
6年前
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 刮头-笑傲英语网

刮头

Recently, a man walked into my barbershop asking how much for a haircut. 前些日子,有一男的来到我的理发店,问剪一个头要多少钱。 “Eight dollars.” I answered. “八美元,”我告诉他...
1年前
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