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The Cemetery Shortcut Two men were walking home after a Halloween party and decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery just for laughs. Right in the middle of the cemetery the...

★、Why are people tired on April Fool‘s Day? (愚人节人们为什么疲倦?) 答：Because they have just had a long March. ( 因为他们刚过了长长的三月。March 三月;行军)  ★、What ...

Super power line During the recent blackout in New York city, my sister’s phone at the ferry company kept ringing as people inquired about service. One caller asked if the ferry w...

★If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. 上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧! ★Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...

A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wander...

  最冷的英语热笑话： A:I'm sorry. B:I'm sorry too. C:I'm sorry three. D:what are you sorry for? F:I'm sorry five 你看懂了么？