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Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈-笑傲英语网

Mushroom and Toadstool 蘑菇与毒蕈

1.Mushroom and Toadstool Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool(毒菌) ? Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up ...
10年前
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One real man 一个真正的男子汉-笑傲英语网

One real man 一个真正的男子汉

  1.One real man The ruler of an ancient kingdom wanted to disprove the statement that the men of his domain were ruled by their wives. He had all the males in his kingdom bro...
10年前
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One Point 一分之差-笑傲英语网

One Point 一分之差

Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds...
10年前
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Prepare Yourself 自己做好准备-笑傲英语网

Prepare Yourself 自己做好准备

1.Prepare Yourself A story around campus has it that a student once sent a telegram to his parents reading: 'Mom - flunked(不及格,失败) all courses. Kicked out of school. Prepar...
10年前
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how do you spell "crocodile"? 你怎么拼写“鳄鱼”?-笑傲英语网

how do you spell "crocodile"? 你怎么拼写“鳄鱼”?

1.Teacher: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile'?   Glenn: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L Teacher: No, that‘s wrong. Glenn: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.   翻译...
9年前
1200
 他的狗跟在他后面,但是它没有跳上-笑傲英语网

他的狗跟在他后面,但是它没有跳上

George is a young man. He does not have a wife, but he has a very big dog—and he has a very small car too. He likes playing tennis. Last Monday he played tennis for an hour at his...
6年前
1180
rain 下雨-笑傲英语网

rain 下雨

  1.rain   A small boy and his father were having a walk in the country when it suddenly began to rain very hard. They did not have their umbrella with them, and there ...
9年前
1180
I‘m  driver of the bus 我是司机-笑傲英语网

I‘m driver of the bus 我是司机

  1.I‘m  driver of the bus 我是司机 A short young man was running behind a bus which was full of passengers. But the bus still ran at a great speed. 'Stop, stop, ' a p...
9年前
1180
I painted the vase 我漆了花瓶-笑傲英语网

I painted the vase 我漆了花瓶

 1.I painted the vase A wealthy matron(主妇,保姆) is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several ...
9年前
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God is Watching 上帝在看着-笑傲英语网

God is Watching 上帝在看着

God is Watching 上帝在看着 The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. 学生们在食堂排队吃午餐。 At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. 在桌子的...
6年前
1170