1.Stupid Question Dan was the doorman of a club in a big city. Everyday, thousands of people passed his door, and a lot of them stopped and asked him, 'What‘s the time, please?' A...

A guy burned two ears... so they were asking him at the hospital how it happened. 一个男人的两只耳朵都被烫伤了...在医院的时候别人就问他是如何烫到的。 He said, 'I was ironing my clo...

Harry and Bob were neighbours, and they worked in the same bank. They were young and they often went out together. Then the bank sent both of them to a new town. They did not know ...

  1.Way of Inducing At the cleaner‘s, I noticed the sign 'In by 10 a. m. , out by 5 p. m. ' so I told the owner that I wanted to pick my clothing up at five. 'it won‘t be ...

1.Good News and Bad News   The soldiers had been marching and fighting, they were dirty, hot and tired. One day, the general announced: 'My men, I have some good news and some...

1. Milly:'What are you doing?' Molly:'I‘m writing a letter to myself.' Milly:'What does it say?' Molly:'How do I know? I won‘t get it till tomorrow.' 翻译: 米丽：“你在做什么？”...

But the teacher cried 可是老师哭了 The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled . 六岁的约翰娇生惯养。 His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. 他的父亲知道这一...

1. Isn’t it wonderful? 'What are you so happy about?'a woman asked the 98-year-old man. 'I broke a mirror,' he replied. 'But that means seven years of bad luck.' 'I k...

One day Jimmy went down to the pond for a dip, but before he could dive in he spied his teacher. 有一天，吉米去池塘游泳，他扎猛子前刚好看到了他的老师。 Mrs.Smith, emerging from nud...

1. Two sisters were looking at a book of religious pictures and came across a painting of the Virgin and the baby Jesus. 'See there,' said the older sister, 'that‘s Jesus, and th...