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 这把剪刀我找了好几天  I’ve looked-笑傲英语网

这把剪刀我找了好几天 I’ve looked

A few years ago, there were a lot of hijacking on aeroplanes, so now people always search passengers and their luggage at airports before they let them get into an aeroplane, becau...
6年前
1030
 我用它打他的头了 I hit him on the head-笑傲英语网

我用它打他的头了 I hit him on the head

Mrs Peters had two children. Sammy was seven years old, and his sister Annie was four. Sammy went to school, but Annie did not. When Sammy was at home, he often played with Annie w...
6年前
1030
 她因为快乐就穿白色的衣服 She wears-笑傲英语网

她因为快乐就穿白色的衣服 She wears

Mrs Robinson was a teacher in a big school in a city in America. She had boys and girls in her class, and she always enjoyed teaching them, because they were quick, and because the...
6年前
860
 爱德华兹先生非常喜欢唱歌,但是他-笑傲英语网

爱德华兹先生非常喜欢唱歌,但是他

Mr Edwards liked singing very much, but he is very bad at it. He went to dinner at a friend’s house last week, and there were some other guests there too. 爱德华兹先生非常喜欢唱歌...
6年前
980
 吉奥夫,你为什么从来不给我打电话-笑傲英语网

吉奥夫,你为什么从来不给我打电话

Mrs Harris lives in a small village. Her husband is dead, but she has one son. He is twenty-one and his name is Geoff. He worked in the shop in the village and lived with his mothe...
6年前
840
 你几年前是在部队吧 Were you in the ar-笑傲英语网

你几年前是在部队吧 Were you in the ar

Len was thirty years old, and he had very long hair. He lived in a big city, but one year he did not find any work there, so he went to a small town and began looking for work ther...
6年前
860
 不过它当时是干净的呀-笑傲英语网

不过它当时是干净的呀

Mr White has a small shop in the middle of our town, and he sells pictures in it. They are not expensive ones, but some of them are quite pretty. Last Saturday a woman came into th...
6年前
900
 长官,我的靴子现在干净了吗?-笑傲英语网

长官,我的靴子现在干净了吗?

Fred was a young soldier in a big camp. During the week they always worked very hard, but it was Saturday, and all the young soldiers were free, so their officer said to them, “Yo...
6年前
860
 琼斯上尉看见一位新女兵 Captain Jone-笑傲英语网

琼斯上尉看见一位新女兵 Captain Jone

There were men soldiers and women soldiersin an army camp, and every Sunday morning they all went to church, but a lot of the soldiers did not like it much. There was a choir of me...
6年前
900
 喝牛奶很危险,医生-笑傲英语网

喝牛奶很危险,医生

George was sixty years old, and he was ill. He was always tired, and his face was always red. He did not like doctors, but last month his wife said to him, “Don’t be stupid, Geor...
6年前
830