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 理查德先生,你的生日是在6月12日吗-笑傲英语网

理查德先生,你的生日是在6月12日吗

Joe Richard finished school when he was 18, and then his father said to him, “You’ve passed your examinations now, Joe, and you got good marks in them. Now go and get some good w...
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 名声与艰苦劳动 Fame and Hardwork-笑傲英语网

名声与艰苦劳动 Fame and Hardwork

During the Gulf War,my sister,Jane,bought a flag and asked her apartment‘s maintenance man, a Vietnam vet,to install a pole for her. When she offered to pay him, he told her t...
6年前
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 西点军校 West Point-笑傲英语网

西点军校 West Point

My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. S...
6年前
860
 你从没见过大海,对吧?-笑傲英语网

你从没见过大海,对吧?

Jimmy lives in London and he began swimming a few months ago. He liked swimming, and he often goes to the swimming-pool near his house with his mother and swims there for an hour o...
6年前
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 很高兴认识你 Very Pleased to Meet You-笑傲英语网

很高兴认识你 Very Pleased to Meet You

During World War II, a lot of young women in Britain were in the army. Joan Phillips was one of them. She worked in a big camp, and of course met a lot of men, officers and soldier...
6年前
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 都不是 Neither-笑傲英语网

都不是 Neither

It was local election time and the candidate was visiting all the houses in his area. 正值当地竞选时期,候选人到他的区域的千家万户登门拜访。 At one house a small boy answered the d...
6年前
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 我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下-笑傲英语网

我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下

Mrs Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food. 格林夫人80岁了,但是她有一辆小的轿车,星期六她总是开车去商店...
6年前
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 明天早上数 Count Tomorrow Morning-笑傲英语网

明天早上数 Count Tomorrow Morning

It‘s a night. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John‘s younger brother. He asks John 'What are you doing?' 这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰:“你在干什...
6年前
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 昨天你那张报纸里有非常好的东西-笑傲英语网

昨天你那张报纸里有非常好的东西

Fred Williams worked in a factory with a lot of other men. They talked and laughed a lot, and at lunch time they sat together and read newspapers and laughed about the pictures in ...
6年前
980
 穿袜子 Wear Socks-笑傲英语网

穿袜子 Wear Socks

Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones. 妈妈:小东,看你的袜子一只长,一只短,你肯定穿错了。 Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look...
6年前
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