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 你爸爸有钱吗?-笑傲英语网

你爸爸有钱吗?

Mr and Mrs Yates had one daughter. Her name was Carol, and she was nineteen years old. Carol lived with her parents and worked in an office. She had some friends, but she did not l...
6年前
1110
 我的狗不识字-笑傲英语网

我的狗不识字

My little dog can‘t read 我的狗不识字 Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! 布朗夫人:哦,亲爱的,我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an adv...
1年前
970
A Girls Wish 小女孩的愿望-笑傲英语网

A Girls Wish 小女孩的愿望

On the way home after watching a ballet performance, the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers...
10年前
990
Now We Run 现在我们跑吧-笑傲英语网

Now We Run 现在我们跑吧

1.Now We Run A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small ...
10年前
980
Ill See to the Rest  其余的事由我负责-笑傲英语网

Ill See to the Rest 其余的事由我负责

1. I‘ll See to the Rest    A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to anoth...
10年前
850
Drive on 接着走吧-笑傲英语网

Drive on 接着走吧

  1.Drive on   Seth Smith was reckoned the laziest man in town. Sotired had the authorities become of contributing to his supportthat they decided to consign him to a li...
9年前
800
I painted the vase 我漆了花瓶-笑傲英语网

I painted the vase 我漆了花瓶

 1.I painted the vase A wealthy matron(主妇,保姆) is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several ...
9年前
1170
Why are the hens legs so short 为什么母鸡的腿那么短-笑傲英语网

Why are the hens legs so short 为什么母鸡的腿那么短

1. Son:'Why are the hen‘s legs so short?' Dad:'You are a fool. If the hen‘s legs were too long, wouldn‘t they drop their eggs into pieces when laying?'   翻译: 儿子:“...
9年前
1070
Failure in a Test  考试不及格-笑傲英语网

Failure in a Test 考试不及格

  Failure in a Test 考试不及格 Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分? Kid: Because of absence. 孩子:因为缺考。...
6年前
1660
 爱德华兹先生非常喜欢唱歌,但是他-笑傲英语网

爱德华兹先生非常喜欢唱歌,但是他

Mr Edwards liked singing very much, but he is very bad at it. He went to dinner at a friend’s house last week, and there were some other guests there too. 爱德华兹先生非常喜欢唱歌...
6年前
980