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 我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下-笑傲英语网

我已经开车50年了,我现在不打算停下

Mrs Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food. 格林夫人80岁了,但是她有一辆小的轿车,星期六她总是开车去商店...
6年前
1010
 明天早上数 Count Tomorrow Morning-笑傲英语网

明天早上数 Count Tomorrow Morning

It‘s a night. John is looking at the sky. Tom is John‘s younger brother. He asks John 'What are you doing?' 这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰:“你在干什...
6年前
820
 昨天你那张报纸里有非常好的东西-笑傲英语网

昨天你那张报纸里有非常好的东西

Fred Williams worked in a factory with a lot of other men. They talked and laughed a lot, and at lunch time they sat together and read newspapers and laughed about the pictures in ...
6年前
980
 穿袜子 Wear Socks-笑傲英语网

穿袜子 Wear Socks

Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones. 妈妈:小东,看你的袜子一只长,一只短,你肯定穿错了。 Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look...
6年前
850
 看完电影后我丈夫和我总是跑着回家-笑傲英语网

看完电影后我丈夫和我总是跑着回家

Mr and Mrs Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last Saturday, Mrs Jones said to her husband, “There’s a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?” 琼斯夫妇...
6年前
1130
 你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?-笑傲英语网

你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: 'A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bow...
6年前
790
 我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去-笑傲英语网

我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去

Hans said to his friend Kurt, “I’m going to take my car and drive to London.” 汉斯对他的朋友库尔特说:“我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去。” Kurt said, “Driving to London is ve...
6年前
800
 四减四等于几 How much is four minus four-笑傲英语网

四减四等于几 How much is four minus four

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: 'How much is four minus four?' Peter was tongue-tired. 一天,老师问彼得:“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。 The teacher got angry and said:...
6年前
890
 我们不是要把它搬到楼下去吗?-笑傲英语网

我们不是要把它搬到楼下去吗?

Miss Green had a heavy cupboard in her bedroom. Last Sunday she said, “I don’t like this cupboard in my bedroom. The bedroom’s very small, and the cupboard’s very big. I’m goi...
6年前
850
 孩子的观点 Child‘s point of view-笑傲英语网

孩子的观点 Child‘s point of view

A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: 'On Their Way To School...
6年前
940