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 穿袜子 Wear Socks-笑傲英语网

穿袜子 Wear Socks

Mum: Look at your socks. One is short, the other is long. You must have put on the wrong ones. 妈妈:小东,看你的袜子一只长,一只短,你肯定穿错了。 Xiaodong: I am not wrong. I look...
7年前
870
 看完电影后我丈夫和我总是跑着回家-笑傲英语网

看完电影后我丈夫和我总是跑着回家

Mr and Mrs Jones very seldom go out in the evening, but last Saturday, Mrs Jones said to her husband, “There’s a good film at the cinema tonight. Can we go and see it?” 琼斯夫妇...
7年前
1170
 你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?-笑傲英语网

你还能吃吗? Can you eat any more?

In Chemistry class, the teacher was explaining the relationship between solvent and solute: 'A certain solvent can only dissolve a certain solute. For example, you have eaten a bow...
7年前
810
 我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去-笑傲英语网

我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去

Hans said to his friend Kurt, “I’m going to take my car and drive to London.” 汉斯对他的朋友库尔特说:“我要带上我的车,开车到伦敦去。” Kurt said, “Driving to London is ve...
7年前
860
 四减四等于几 How much is four minus four-笑傲英语网

四减四等于几 How much is four minus four

One day, the teacher inquired Peter: 'How much is four minus four?' Peter was tongue-tired. 一天,老师问彼得:“4减4等于几?”彼得张口结舌答不上来。 The teacher got angry and said:...
7年前
910
 我们不是要把它搬到楼下去吗?-笑傲英语网

我们不是要把它搬到楼下去吗?

Miss Green had a heavy cupboard in her bedroom. Last Sunday she said, “I don’t like this cupboard in my bedroom. The bedroom’s very small, and the cupboard’s very big. I’m goi...
7年前
880
 孩子的观点 Child‘s point of view-笑傲英语网

孩子的观点 Child‘s point of view

A boy was wondering about a photograph in a newspaper. It showed a group of happy and cheering children carrying schoolbags with the caption at the bottom: 'On Their Way To School...
7年前
970
 他的狗跟在他后面,但是它没有跳上-笑傲英语网

他的狗跟在他后面,但是它没有跳上

George is a young man. He does not have a wife, but he has a very big dog—and he has a very small car too. He likes playing tennis. Last Monday he played tennis for an hour at his...
7年前
1190
Failure in a Test  考试不及格-笑傲英语网

Failure in a Test 考试不及格

  Failure in a Test 考试不及格 Mother: Why did you get such a low mark on that test? 妈妈:这次测试你为什么得这么低的分? Kid: Because of absence. 孩子:因为缺考。...
7年前
1660
插在何处-笑傲英语网

插在何处

  Where It Should Be Plugged 插在何处 A mother is very good at using every chance to educate his son, who was only three years old. 一位母亲十分擅长利用每一个机会教...
7年前
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