Dave worked in a factory, and he always made sandwiches in the morning, took them to work and ate them at midday. 戴夫在一家工厂工作，他总是在早上做些三明治，带着去上班，中午吃。 T...

1.I am a Busy Man   I am a Busy Man One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him:' There are birds‘ eggs on that tree. Won‘t you get them fo...

 1.Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining（毗连的） shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem（故意的伤害罪，蓄意的破坏） to ensue. The retailer on th...

  1.A Small Surprise   When his wife was expecting their third child, a father decided to tell his two sons, ages seven and nine, the facts of life. He checked out sever...

   A woman said to an old man. 'I couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look. What‘s your secret for a long happy life?' 'I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day, drink a ca...

Mrs Green was eighty, but she had a small car, and she always drove to the shops in it on Saturday and bought her food. 格林夫人80岁了，但是她有一辆小的轿车，星期六她总是开车去商店...

  1.I thought I had gone deaf On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: 'Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?' To whi...

1.Sharing the Apples Harry was given two apples, a small one and a large one, by his Mum. Share them with your sister, she said. So Harry gave the small one to his little sister a...

  1.Nest and Hair My sister, a primary school teacher, was informed by one of her pupils that a bird had built its nest in the tree outside the classroom. 'What kind of bird?...

 ★、stan: i won 92 goldfish. 斯丹：我赢了 92 条金鱼。 fred: where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德：你想在哪儿养它们？ stan: in the bathroom. 斯丹：浴室。 fred: but what wi...