During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director, 'What is the criterion that defines a patient to be institutionalized?' 一个参观者在参观一所精神病院的时候问院长...

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was aw...

1、The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final te...

One time Mark Twain went to lodge at a hotel at some place,he was told beforehand that the mosquito there were very fierce. When he was registering the room,a mosquito flied over...

1.Did your father help you with your homework   Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.   翻译： 你父亲有没有帮着你...

  Three Drunkards 三个醉汉 Two drunkards are walking along. 两个醉汉正在走着。 One says to the other, "What a beautiful night,look at the moon.” 其中...

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the morning of our 35th anniversary, we were sitting at the breakfast table ...

A young man came home from work and found his bride upset. 'I feel terrible,' she said, 'I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.” 一位年轻的...

1.New teacher George comes from school on the first of September.'George, how did you like your new teacher?' asked his mother.'I didn‘t like her, Mother, because she said that t...

Charles came home at four in the morning and found his wife lying awake in the bed.' Where you until this hour of the morning?' She screamed. Ignoring what she asked, Charles aske...